America, I would like to ask you a question.
In an election year when so many politicians promise so much only to deliver on so few– how many front runners for the office of president would pile drive the crap out of a three story genocidal robot? I mean, I don’t see Mitt Romney or even Barack Obama for that matter standing in line to suplex anyone. Its times like these ladies an gentlemen, where I put my faith in Mike Haggar. Yes you could say he’s unconventional– while most mayors would call for action he literally goes into the streets to beat criminals to death with a pipe. Yes you could say it sounds crazy, that when he vetoes a law it means clothes-lining the lawmaker in charge. And yes, you could say this stop motion movie from captainmckayrandom is just “another stop motion movie”– but that would be insane, because not only is it well made and executed with a good amount of effort and creativity, it features Mike Haggar doing all the things he does best. Like deflecting missiles and taking beams cannon shots to the chest.
Sorry Washington, I gotta go with the only bet that will really protect America. Nay, Earth. Haggar 2012.