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Ken Wants to Be Ryu by Dorkly Bits

You know, when you think about it Ryu was always more iconic than Ken was. I mean, Ryu got into MVC3. Ryu was made into logos for Capcom. Yoshinori Ono wears Ryu’s headband when he cosplays for Street Fighter X Tekken… except for that one time when he dressed like Poison but let’s not talk about that. My point is, all of this Ryu love might give Ken a complex eventually. Wouldn’t you think? Dorkly Bits does.

Source: Dorkly Bits

  • Anonymous

    I also want to be a homeless, emotionless, wife-less, kid-less, life-less bum who is stalked by some creepy ass demon wanna-be.

    Also shoe-less and deathly afraid of spiders.

    • Hector Garcia

      Don’t forget his lone love interest is a crazy-ass girl who has aspired to be a gym teacher right outta high school.

      Nah, I’ll take being the CEO of a mega-conglomerate any day of the week thank you.

    • Hector Garcia

      Don’t forget his lone love interest is a crazy-ass girl who has aspired to be a gym teacher right outta high school.

      Nah, I’ll take being the CEO of a mega-conglomerate any day of the week thank you.

    • Hector Garcia

      Don’t forget his lone love interest is a crazy-ass girl who has aspired to be a gym teacher right outta high school.

      Nah, I’ll take being the CEO of a mega-conglomerate any day of the week thank you.

    • Hector Garcia

      Don’t forget his lone love interest is a crazy-ass girl who has aspired to be a gym teacher right outta high school.

      Nah, I’ll take being the CEO of a mega-conglomerate any day of the week thank you.

  • Anonymous

    I also want to be a homeless, emotionless, wife-less, kid-less, life-less bum who is stalked by some creepy ass demon wanna-be.

    Also shoe-less and deathly afraid of spiders.

  • http://twitter.com/BierKlauMeister BierKlauMeister

    Awesome :)

  • http://twitter.com/BierKlauMeister BierKlauMeister

    Awesome :)

  • Anonymous

    Ken¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
    Who is Ken¿
    >_____________________________>

    I love how he called Ryu, “Rahyou”, nostalgia hit me hard.

  • Anonymous

    Ken¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
    Who is Ken¿
    >_____________________________>

    I love how he called Ryu, “Rahyou”, nostalgia hit me hard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jamescarr9 James Carr

    lmao

  • http://twitter.com/laziefred Fred Ling

    Cammy going off with Bison…. my heart is broken…  :(

  • http://twitter.com/laziefred Fred Ling

    Cammy going off with Bison…. my heart is broken…  :(

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Walter-Thomas/100000923690574 Walter Thomas

      Same here, I though Cammy was strong enough to not get involved with that creep again.

      Guess Cammy is one of “those” chicks, always attracted to those maniacal dictator types.

      • Thomaz Barros Costa

        Who wouldn’t be attracted by that SMILE

  • Anonymous

    The impression I get from the SSFIV main menu is that Ken wants Ryu.

  • http://twitter.com/PaiZuriSan Wendy Thompson

    This is bogus. Ken is as different from Ryu as Dhalsim is to Honda…

  • http://twitter.com/PaiZuriSan Wendy Thompson

    This is bogus. Ken is as different from Ryu as Dhalsim is to Honda…

  • http://twitter.com/PaiZuriSan Wendy Thompson

    This is bogus. Ken is as different from Ryu as Dhalsim is to Honda…

    • Maxim Belmont

      Errm, I see where you’re going with this, but that’s quite a stretch.
      …no pun intended.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nega.jeff Nega Jeff

      personality and supers wise yea but lets not go too far…

  • http://twitter.com/PaiZuriSan Wendy Thompson

    This is bogus. Ken is as different from Ryu as Dhalsim is to Honda…

  • http://twitter.com/PaiZuriSan Wendy Thompson

    This is bogus. Ken is as different from Ryu as Dhalsim is to Honda…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Geoffrey-Tasker/100000736219876 Geoffrey Tasker

    Wendy I believe you’re in a state known as denial 

  • http://twitter.com/Mavfan619 Mavfan619

    Am I alone in being a bigger fan of Ken when I was a kid? 

    • http://twitter.com/ffloversv teufelherz

      Definitely not alone. Right there with you.

  • http://twitter.com/Mavfan619 Mavfan619

    Am I alone in being a bigger fan of Ken when I was a kid? 

  • http://twitter.com/Mavfan619 Mavfan619

    Am I alone in being a bigger fan of Ken when I was a kid? 

  • http://twitter.com/Mavfan619 Mavfan619

    Am I alone in being a bigger fan of Ken when I was a kid? 

  • http://twitter.com/Mavfan619 Mavfan619

    Am I alone in being a bigger fan of Ken when I was a kid? 

  • Anonymous

    Ken might be weaker than Ryu, but he is dead-ass rich, has a family and doesn’t have a being that now can fly and erupt a volcano after him.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Cunningham/1830792766 David Cunningham

      according to the to many of the sf stories, ken is stronger than ryu. ryu is always trying to find himself. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Cunningham/1830792766 David Cunningham

      according to the to many of the sf stories, ken is stronger than ryu. ryu is always trying to find himself. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Cunningham/1830792766 David Cunningham

      according to the to many of the sf stories, ken is stronger than ryu. ryu is always trying to find himself. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2YDAXCPEJTBPHTERPWOPLAFHEI Julian

        iirc, Ken was only canonically stronger than Ryu between SFIV and SFIII, and possibly during SFIII as well.

        Funny stuff though.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2YDAXCPEJTBPHTERPWOPLAFHEI Julian

        iirc, Ken was only canonically stronger than Ryu between SFIV and SFIII, and possibly during SFIII as well.

        Funny stuff though.

  • Anonymous

    Ken might be weaker than Ryu, but he is dead-ass rich, has a family and doesn’t have a being that now can fly and erupt a volcano after him.

  • Gareth Roberts

    Ken>Dan>Ryu>Akuma

  • Gareth Roberts

    Ken>Dan>Ryu>Akuma

  • Gareth Roberts

    Ken>Dan>Ryu>Akuma

  • Gareth Roberts

    Ken>Dan>Ryu>Akuma

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VVTBVRDZJZ7NFTIQR2BPL2GZX4 Angelo

      in which universe??? i mean which street fighter game did you play
      cause right now its like

      Akuma>Ryu>Ken>E.Ryu>Dan …so think before you post bullshit

      • Gareth Roberts

        sorry when you say ‘think,’ what precisely am I supposed to be thinking about? Your preconception of who is greater than whom?

        My list is interesting to dull.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Laswagga Norris Little

        Is it really even that serious?

        He can’t just like those characters personally in that order?

        Lol.

        • Anonymous

          The use inequalities seems like the user is trying to state a fact rather than an opinion. Using inequalities = douche-y

          • http://twitter.com/TabbyNat Nat

            Equalities, on the other hand…

          • Anonymous

            yup, douche-y too

          • Anonymous

            yup, douche-y too

          • Anonymous

            yup, douche-y too

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VVTBVRDZJZ7NFTIQR2BPL2GZX4 Angelo

      in which universe??? i mean which street fighter game did you play
      cause right now its like

      Akuma>Ryu>Ken>E.Ryu>Dan …so think before you post bullshit

  • Gareth Roberts

    Ken>Dan>Ryu>Akuma

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001119600472 Andrew Fein

    Wendy be trollin’ up a storm again.

    Also, Dan.

    “You wanna talk about some Hadoukens or some shiz? … Cause… I can kinda do that…”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001119600472 Andrew Fein

    Wendy be trollin’ up a storm again.

    Also, Dan.

    “You wanna talk about some Hadoukens or some shiz? … Cause… I can kinda do that…”

  • Anonymous

    I wish someone would Freshen UP MAH DRANK!

  • http://twitter.com/CitizenCIA_SF Jeremy Sherman

    The best part about this video was the Old Spice commercial that started when it was over. 

    • Anonymous

      If Terry Crews yelled at me like that, I think I’d crap my pants.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joseph-Maroney/100001433901129 Joseph Maroney

    that was the worst comedy video I has seen in a long time

  • http://www.facebook.com/nega.jeff Nega Jeff

    ryu: “sorry ken i cant have you riding my coat tail anymore”
    magneto: oooooo snap! 

    • Anonymous

      That one line was infinitely better than this video.

  • Anonymous

    Ken’s got money and the girls… Ryu has a stalker.

  • Anonymous

    Ken’s got money and the girls… Ryu has a stalker.

  • Anonymous
  • http://www.facebook.com/BodomLaiho Gabriel Gutierrez

    i love how Bison is floating after cammy in the background xD

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001464164286 Alga Evans

    fun fact:ryu wears kens old headband