The Ballad of Mike Haggar

The Ballad of Mike Haggar
Keits by on August 5th, 2011 at 9:34 am

A little humor for you to start the day. This nine-minute epic tale explains how Mike Haggar saved Metro City with a pile drive the world will never forget. Pure silliness.

  • N1special

    very epic indeed.

  • AndyG

    I’ve seen this, it’s fucking hilarious.

  • Mallrat

    I hate the fact that words like “epic” and “awesome” get so over used these days, those words need to be saved for masterpieces like this.

    • Scrixx

      ep-ic
      Noun: A long poem, typically derived from oral tradition, narrating the deeds and adventures of heroic or legendary figures or the history of a nation.

      • MrFTW

        That’s what he was saying. This is a proper usage of epic, but the word is overused and has lost it’s potency.

        • canicus

          No, this is not an epic. An epic is a *long* poem, as in tens of thousands of lines at a minimum. Beowulf is about as short as they come. “The Ballad of Mike Haggar” is what the title calls it: a ballad. It is not an epic. It is, however, epic.

    • WINBACK

      Seeing a rainbow outside or finding a five dollar bill on the ground is considered “epic” these days. Standards are just fuckin’ low now because of all the dorks who overkill the definition. Now the word is useless in social environments because it has no value.

  • Prophestus

    i cried

  • Karlito504

    BUY ODIN’S BEER!

  • Suppage

    I got chills xD

  • Monicker

    Sweet piledriving lord, that was delicious.

  • MurderSheDid

    “The God’s descent,
    his foolish pride,
    crushed ‘neath Haggar’s steal backside”

    i hope that’s how i go out

    • Vargas

      I bet he’d let you suck his dick though.

  • Archer V2.0

    sperg humor

  • Geeva

    I posted this several days ago in the Haggar thread in MVC3 :p

  • King9999

    This is too good. I like that they gave a nod to Valkyrie Profile.

  • SuperFLI

    fantastic stuff.

  • b3nz0r

    Descension to Earth = godlike.

    • b3nz0r

      Descent, I mean. lol, descension.

  • DarklingSinx

    Round 3 clear!

  • Endscape

    Now, this is front page news!

  • RaHavic

    I dont think I can ever look at another pile driver again. That one takes the cake. I shalt rest in ease………

  • KJunk

    Valkyrie profile scenes, the best game

  • King Takes Pawn

    It shall be engraved upon your soul…..Pile DRIVER!

  • Lewi

    This is the single most epic thing I have ever seen

  • metaphist

    INK OF FRANKLIN, ILL OBTAINED!

  • 818Jin

    “This is not the ballad of Guy or Cody…” LMAO!!

  • Lionx

    ITS ALL OVER! *Level 3 Hyper*

  • Diernes

    wtf was with the valkyrie shit? … but still hilarious…

  • WINBACK

    Nothing worse than having a giant pair of balls in your face as you’re set ablaze by entering the Earth’s atmosphere.

    5/5. Needs a sequel to tell the tale of toppling Dark Phoenix.

  • Zmoney2006

    They SOOO should have featured this at EVO

  • Scapegoat

    If Zangief were to get a hold of Odin, there would have been nothing left of Metro City.

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